(Source: papersnow-aghost, via joshuadev)
(Source: joshuadev)
Universal Lies.
-i’m not drunk
-i won’t hurt you
-lets stay friends
-she’s just a friend
-i lost your number
-i need time to myself
-i’ll start a diet tomorrow
-i promise i won’t do it again.
“Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees”
USA, you see this? This is why the world thinks you’re stupid. I mean, REALLY, stupid.
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